IOCor is proud to be part of the Milagra Ridge Development Conservation
& Expansion Project. We plan on changing the face of the ridge,
Pacifica and of human nature itself! This shall all be achieved without
harming one endangered butterfly or snake for which the ridge provides
shelter. There are other ways to make a buck and improve the landscape.
Envision an underground observation deck and an aquarium suspended 200
foot above the rich fragrant soils. A landscaper's nightmare will
become California's newest "Dream Park". Plans include jogging trails,
dog walking areas & of course, non-alcoholic vegetarian cuisine.
park has the blessing of the National Park Service, The Department of
the Interior, The Golden Gate National Recreation Area & Senator
Palpatine himself. This stunning plan has spent over month in research
& development and will cost roughly $10 - mostly spent on stencils
& lumber. Production is slated to begin today, April 1st 2005.
Local Pacifica Resident Kathryn Dalton has only recently been made
aware of this plan and is most probably very curious to learn more.
Unfortunately, she's also been the victim of a horrible hoax
perpetrated by her Son & his sweetheart. God, I love this holiday.
And with this, my coup de grace, I bow out of the game and official
retire from the prankster business. It's been fun, but I need to quit
while I have a head. Good night everybody!
For more information on the Milagra Ridge, click here to visit its official website.