{"id":26,"date":"2006-01-21T23:55:47","date_gmt":"2006-01-22T04:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ericles.com\/news\/2006\/01\/21\/fantasy-football-wrapup-2005\/"},"modified":"2007-06-02T00:07:13","modified_gmt":"2007-06-02T05:07:13","slug":"fantasy-football-wrapup-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ericles.com\/news\/2006\/01\/21\/fantasy-football-wrapup-2005\/","title":{"rendered":"Fantasy Football Wrapup 2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I was all excited about Football Season a few months ago and jinxed myself by posting an entry here about how well I was doing. Well, I&#8217;m here to humbly admit that I got slaughtered for over a month after posting said entry. Whatever god presides over fantasy sports, I had most certainly angered him. Sorry Mr. Ditka!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Final Results: <\/strong><a href=\"..\/images\/trophy-2005.jpg\" alt=\"Click to see detail!\" title=\"Click to see detail!\" rel=\"thumbnail\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericles.com\/images\/trophy-dreams.jpg\" align=\"right\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPick&#8217;em (ESPN) &#8211; 2nd place in my league. 98% worldwide.<br \/>\nPick&#8217;em (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.readingeagle.com\/beatzeke\/\" class=\"external\" title=\"Opens in new window\" alt=\"Opens in new window\" target=\"_blank\">Beat Zeke<\/a>) &#8211; <em>See below!<\/em><br \/>\nElimination League &#8211; Tied for 1st in my league &#8211; 97% worldwide. (2 wrong)<br \/>\nGridiron Challenge &#8211; 1st place in my league (Just Barely!) &#8211; Again, 97% worldwide<br \/>\nFanball (Money League) &#8211; Made the playoffs &#8211; Finished in 4th place. Grumble.<br \/>\nMSN\/Fox Sports &#8211; Champion! I took first place!<br \/>\nESPN &#8211; Won my division but only took 3rd place overall.<br \/>\nNFL.com &#8211; Won my division and eventually pulled off the upset for my 2nd Championship! (See Pic)<br \/>\nYahoo (Random League) &#8211; 3rd seed going into the playoffs, but got bounced.<br \/>\nYahoo (Winners League) &#8211; Only last year&#8217;s winners need apply! I came within 4 points of a repeat which was good for 2nd place. Drats.<\/p>\n<p>So, that&#8217;s 2 championships out of 6 leagues. Not bad! My overall record was 69 wins, 25 losses &amp; 2 ties.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, <font color=\"#0000ff\"><strong><span class=\"style1\">NONE OF THAT MATTERS!<\/span><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p>Aside from my silly trophy, I won nothing tangible for my efforts&#8230; until this year. Here&#8217;s the story!<\/p>\n<p>Four years ago, my Uncle Jim had won a trip to Hawaii to see the NFL Pro-Bowl. He won this trip by picking more winning teams than the local newspaper&#8217;s resident expert, Mr. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.readingeagle.com\/blog\/zeke\/\" class=\"external\" title=\"Opens in new window\" alt=\"Opens in new window\" target=\"_blank\">Mike Zielinski<\/a>, perhaps better known as Zeke the legendary pigskin prognosticator. When my Dad heard the news he said, &#8220;Hey, Eric knows football&#8230; we could pick winners too!&#8221; &#8211; and so we do. Making the weekly football picks has become a tradition and is a great reason to call my Pop every week. I relay the picks in a matter of minutes, but we usually end up shooting the shit for nearly an hour. We never really expected to win the trip, even when I started routinely beat Zeke. Back when Uncle Jim won, only a few hundred people a week were playing against Zeke and one grand prize trip was awarded by lottery at the end of the season. Well, the game has grown up a bit and now tens of thousands play and a trip is awarded weekly. They also give out lots of t-shirts &amp; free &#8220;hoagies&#8221; every week. I expected we&#8217;d eventually win a shirt or 6 foot sandwich, but we never did.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericles.com\/images\/zeke.jpg\" alt=\"My edited image\" title=\"My edited image\" align=\"left\" height=\"303\" width=\"300\" \/>This year I decided that we&#8217;d have our t-shirts even if I had to make them myself! I found the &#8220;Beat Zeke&#8221; website (linked above), swiped the graphic and photoshopped the &#8220;Can you beat Zeke?&#8221; logo to match the &#8220;I Beat Zeke!&#8221; shirt that they show the winners wearing. The results are displayed at the left. Using T-shirt Transfer Paper I made an iron-on patch and made my own shirt, since they weren&#8217;t planning on giving me one. Well, really I made a sweat-shirt for my Dad who is the one to submit the entries every week. Technically, it&#8217;s a three person tag-team as my Step-Mom gets into the action too. You see, they announce the weekly winner at 3:10 pm on a local radio station and Karen is the only person who&#8217;s usually around to listen. We make a good team!<\/p>\n<p>The weekend of December 11th, I made my picks and made my shirt intending to give it as a Christmas gift. I also kicked butt picking a total of 14 correct games out of 16 possible (Harder than it sounds).<\/p>\n<p>Me and Zeke picked ALL of same winners except for the Oakland Raiders\/New York Jets game.<\/p>\n<p>Zeke picked the Raiders.<\/p>\n<p>I took the Jets.<\/p>\n<p>14,000 people played Zeke that week.<\/p>\n<p>Only 100 people beat him.<\/p>\n<p>I was one of the 100.<\/p>\n<p>I like those odds.<\/p>\n<p>That Thursday, Karen tuned in AM 810 on the radio like she&#8217;s done many times before. At Exactly 3:10, the host declared that Karen Dalton had 8 minutes and 10 seconds to call in and win the grand prize of a trip to see the NFL Pro-Bowl in Hawaii all expenses paid! She didn&#8217;t pause to exhale, but quickly (mis)dialed the number and tried to convince the wrong number she had dialed that she was a winner. They didn&#8217;t disagree, but suggested she try dialing again. She nailed it the second time and was told she had nearly broken the speed record! A few formalities later, she and my Dad are leaving on a jet plane, on a trip to get leied! It&#8217;s not just a two day thing either. It&#8217;s a 8-day, 7-night trip for two with Zeke which includes round-trip airfare, hotel accommodations and two game tickets to the Feb. 12th Pro Bowl in a catered luxury box with a total retail value around 8 big ones. J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">I still gave him the shirt for Christmas.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">The real one looks better.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericles.com\/images\/beatzeke.jpg\" height=\"225\" width=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Check out Karen&#8217;s ad as it appeared in the paper:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.readingeagle.com\/beatzeke\/dalton.pdf\" class=\"external\" title=\"Opens in new window\" alt=\"Opens in new window\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.readingeagle.com\/beatzeke\/dalton.pdf<\/a> (Cached copy <a href=\"..\/images\/dalton.pdf\">here<\/a>)<br \/>\nAnd if the Zeke website vanishes, I cached it <a href=\"zeke.htm\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How did my grand experiment end and, more importantly, who&#8217;s this Zeke guy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ericles.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ericles.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ericles.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ericles.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ericles.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/ericles.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ericles.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ericles.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ericles.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}